Bronx Brass Tacks

LibertyBoyNYC

LibertyBoyNYC [aka Ryan C. Tandy, LB, El Bee, Libby] is a Yankee fan dwelling high above the vast industrial nether regions of the Brooklyn/Queens borderlands.  When he’s not blogging on the company dime and attending gun rallies, he’s watching Yankee games, freebasing caffeine, and consuming fibrous foods.

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LB busy with the blog.

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Uncle Sal

Uncle Sal is a partner blogger, veteran writer, audio archivist, musician, and composer.  When he’s not waking up at 4am to post the news before it happens, he’s pushing booze on Larry Holmes and stocking the toolshed with dangerous verbal implements.

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Recent photo.

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JrzinBatonRouge

Jrz [aka "Scoop"] is a NJ-born steel worker who has been destroyed and rebuilt 3 times over, most recently as a bionic photojournalist.  When he’s not bussing the J-Team to Steinbrenner Field and uploading enormous video files, he’s searching the Deep South for HGH, good Italian bread, and fresh mozzerella.

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Jrz in action.

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The Spirit of St. Louis

Spirit escapes definition and continues to dazzle us with alternating currents of blasphemous imagery and highly informed discourse.  When he’s not articulating our deepest unconscious Sarah Palin igloo fantasies and making sure we know just how awesome Albert Pujols is, he’s criticizing Major League front offices and going deep into the endzone.

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Spirit enjoys leaving the top down.

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Mets4Ever

Mets4Ever was the first-ever commenter on BBT and will forever be enshrined therein.  When he’s not protecting the 5 Boroughs from the cyclical binging-and-purging of  corruption and anarchy, he’s living the life a man who believes.

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“4″ is just that cool.

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ColtsOriolesBullets1971

AKA Shoeless Joe, COB rattles Sparky Lyle facts and figures off the top of his head like a .50-cal machinegun from the hilltop happy little elf cobbling presents.  When he’s not physically testing the electrified censorship fences on the New York Daily News discussion pages, he’s sacrificing lambs to the Gods of Oriole Pitching and flying his flag deep in enemy territory spreading love and joy, he’s planting flowers in happy swell meadows.

Shoe and kitty.

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GDY / Jack

Giant Damn Yankee is currently on a longboat in the stormy North Atlantic, huddled beneath his bearskins and sharpening his battle axes.  When he’s not crushing all his enemies, driving them before him, and hearing the lamentations of the women, he is thinking about it.

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Imagine that, with 2 battle axes.

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noogerguy

“Noogs” is a grizzled commenter who likes nothing more than to lay a verbal smackdown.  When he’s not taking on foes thrice his size over day-old deer meat, he’s getting all up in your shit and cracking open that rusty can of whup-ass on your mom.

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Don’t corner this.

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cdnyankeebb

The Canadian Yankee checks in to let us know how it goes in the Great White North, where he has made inroads with the native chiefs and continues to traverse the wild frontier.  When he’s not trapping beaver and skinning foxes, he’s doing other Canadian-type stuff.

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Daguerrotype of “Canada”.

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dallasbomber7

Dallas reports in from the Lone Star State, where he owns miles of cattle ranches and follows the Yankees on the TV.  In his spare time he drills for oil and thinks big thoughts.

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Not pictured: cheerleaders.

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nativenyer2009

The Native New Yorker is a big Yankee fan at heart.  He was last seen raiding the New York City big media, taking many scalps as prizes.

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Feelin’ free in  the city.

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leviathan

Leviathan doesn’t have time for your jibber jabber!  He would rather analyze the game to the dregs with an unflinching eye, steel wit, and deep perspective.  When he’s not telling the Mets precisely why they are not winning, he’s doing that for the Yankees, A’s, Phillies, Red Sox, Marlins, Rays, Orioles, Cards, and you – how do you like them apples?!.

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.Leviathan webcam!

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kev86

 Kev86 is an ardent Met fan who thinks you can take your stinking Yankee trophy and shove it.   Rah Rah Rah Bite Me.

BabeRuth2

Babe Ruth 2 enjoys as much notoriety in the afterlife as he did during his playing days.  The sultan of swat enjoys downing a frosty or two while picking off illegal aliens from his backyard with a nail gun.  When not espousing on the virtues of his beloved Bronx Bombers, or whipping his skippy to Sarah Palin internet photos, you can usually find him taking time from his Gates of Heaven gig to show you the magic.

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Ghost

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Mac